There once was a fat chap called Chris,
Who wanted to loose what he saw as his abyss,
Armed with fruit & soup, he saw an opportunity to swoop,
He started with enthusiasm & glee, but this soon turned into frustration & pee!
There once was a fat chap called Chris,
Who wanted to loose what he saw as his abyss,
Armed with fruit & soup, he saw an opportunity to swoop,
He started with enthusiasm & glee, but this soon turned into frustration & pee!